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Follow her love her read her stuff so funny!!!!!
“ A career is wonderful, but you can’t curl up with it on a cold night.”
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Ohh the questions
I am fluent in 3 different languages. English,Sarcasm, and Profanity……
I wonder if this would help me get a job
7 Jobs I think I will pass on
From Rob’s Megaphone via Troy Bettinger: This guy got 600 replies: Other gems: “successful fishing business” “executive level management” “References available from… U.S. District Attorney” From NotHired: Of course the crew is able to work immediately. Ugh. That’s the last time I eat there.7. Need someone familiar with police methods
6. “Expert in all levels of security”
5. We let Him do all the work
4. Looking for someone on the inside
3. What do they need the picture for?
2. No vegetarians, please
1. Mercenary for hire
Part time job from hell
- Customer: “Pardon, do you have any of the regular fish oil pills?”
- Me: “No, I don’t have those. But we’ve got the odorless pills here.”
- Customer: “Thanks but, I really just wanted the regular ones.”
- Me: “Oh, but these are great. They’ve got no odor at all. If you take these, you won’t smell like fish!”
- Customer: “You mean I smell of fish?! Oh my God! I didn’t know! Nobody told me! I don’t believe I smell of fish!”
- Me: “Uh, that’s not what I meant.”
- Customer: “I didn’t know I smell of fish! Oh, this is awful!”
- (The customer opens his phone, dialing.)
- Customer, on phone: “Mom? It’s me. Why didn’t you tell me I smell of fish? Of course I do! The guy at the store just said I need to take the odorless pills because I smell of fish!”
- Me: *head in hands* “No, wait!”
- Customer: “I can’t believe even you didn’t tell me! I feel awful now! How long until it goes away?”
“ You have the IQ of..oh I don’t know…plaster.”
My most recent job has been looking for a job. I wish to be fired from this job!! I want a 9 to 5 that pays again!!
Clients From Hell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me:...
Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”
Client: “Is e-mail internet”?
Me: “I beg your pardon?”
Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”
Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”
Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my…
“ Found the perfect summer job! Driving an adult ice cream truck, Daiquiris and Margaritas for everyone!!! Who would like to be my investor?!”
Lovely Comments from My EX Boss
“You should be happy, you just had a week vacation.” I just returned from a week off, I had SHINGLES.
“Off so soon, must be lucky to have bankers hours.” After a 10 hour day, getting paid for only 8 of it.
“I can fucking swear if I fucking want to because I’m the manager.” Go fuck yourself.
“Hello, Miss. Decided-to-leave-the-office.” I was technically off work 2 and a half hours ago.
“I guess you don’t want this job bad enough to answer the phone when I call the first time.” Am I not allowed to use the washroom, and did I not answer this call now asshole?
“Maybe if you ate food ever, you wouldn’t catch a cold.” Hmm, I do eat asshole, I just don’t take breaks because God forbid I step away from my phone when you decide to call, or have something in my mouth when you say speak.
OMG this is my story played out in cartoon form… So so true this is what I do all day….
HELP SAVE me !
(Not) Working Sucks: Job interviews
I recently came to an interesting realization: it’s good to go to job interviews. Even if you’re not in the market for a new job.
a) You will gain important experience for when you will actually be job hunting.
b) It’s really interesting how they affect motivation, for me it is…
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